[From the Big Timber, Montana, Pioneer of December 6, 2012:]
Nov. 22 - A woman reported finding a black cow in her front yard.
Nov. 22 - Dispatchers received several calls regarding a buffalo on Highway 191.
Nov. 23 - An officer responded to a burglar alarm at a local business. It was a false alarm.
Nov. 24 - A woman requested information about fatal crashes in the area during November. There weren't any.
Nov. 25 - A man reported a cat stuck on a power pole near I-90. An officer was notified.
Nov. 26 - A woman reported a roping bull out on her property.
Nov. 26 - An officer helped with a locked vehicle.
Nov. 29 - An officer assisted in unlocking a vehicle at a local gas station.
Nov. 29 - An officer assisted in unlocking a vehicle at a local business.
Nov. 29 - A woman called 911 accidentallly.
(What is it with these folks and their car keys?)